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corsairgunner
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 Posted: Fri Nov 13, 2009 11:59 am Post subject: disciplining a 2 year old |
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my 2 year old has found the volume button on the tv and insist on watching dora the explorer with it all the way up. i was thinking about rigging the button to deliver a charge everytime he touches it. what do you thiink the proper voltage would be?
btw i think my father in law used a similar method on my wife with the stove and it seems to have worked quite well
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artillery
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I would not worry about the volume as much as I would the channel "Dora" 
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just use your normal 110v AC as its not dangerous and the alternating current will produce more of a tingle than DC will.
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Dillypwacker
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I agree with BigReb 110v AC will do the trick. I personally would rig the entire remote to produce a charge when touched. This eliminates many problems. As for the wife never using your stove there is no help for that my wife has the same issue.
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| artillery wrote: | | I would not worry about the volume as much as I would the channel "Dora" |
+1, the damned illegal immigrant...
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Barksdale123
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I would keep a 2 year old away from all kids programing today. Its all brain washing.
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Forget about rigging the button. Buy a taser and whack the little begger whenever he touches it. That worked for my wife whenever I was watching porn,
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Yeah but you look funny wearing that dog shock collar around.
Good to see you around buddy!
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Hey byron,
If you don't check in here every day it's two shocks from the collar for you!
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wow....looks like the missus finally noticed byron's leash was double wrapped around the bedpost....he can get to the keyboard now
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| byron wrote: | | Forget about rigging the button. Buy a taser and whack the little begger whenever he touches it. That worked for my wife whenever I was watching porn, |
thats the funnies thing i have heard in a minute
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